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Old 01-07-2012, 12:06 AM
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Unmarried man is like a fish without a bicycle:-D
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I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows If I fail, if I succeed At least I live as I believe No matter what they take from me They can't take away my dignity!!! Whitney Houston
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My daughter Millie had taken my place in the bed, my social life and my time with my wife Catherine. She'd even robbed me of my birthday. "What a perfect birthday present!', everyone said when she was born on the day that I turned thirty. That was the last birthday I ever had.
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The amount my wife was paid was insulting, it was far more than I ever got.
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He is a big frog in a little pound.
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Old 01-12-2012, 07:58 PM
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A little pond, perhaps?
A nice idiom, JAMSHID!
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He would sell his own grandmother for a lift in a Jaguar.
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I could say that all politicians are corrupt and evil and mad, but it wouldn't be true. Many of them only fit two of those adjectives.
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You can fall from the sky, you can fall from the tree, but the best fall is to fall in love with me. :-D
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Please write on only one side of the paper as this uses up more trees.
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