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Old 04-15-2009, 03:55 AM
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Default Tell a joke! Humour is the best way to learn a language!

What time is it, when the clock strikes 13? It's time to buy a new clock

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Old 04-15-2009, 04:09 AM
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Teacher:Pete?why are you late for school every morning?
Pete:When I come to the crossing I see the words:"SCHOOL-GO SLOW"
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Old 04-15-2009, 03:51 PM
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Prof. - Nobody ever heard of a sentence without a predicate.
Stude - I have, Professor.
Prof. - What is it?
Stude - Thurty days.;-)
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