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Old 02-20-2011, 05:12 AM
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I want you every morning,
I want to touch you with my lips,
I want you now, I really love you, Oh!my dear and lovely
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Old 02-24-2011, 05:30 AM
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Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.))
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *talking when people are no longer interested?"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Pupil : "A teacher".
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Old 05-21-2011, 05:15 PM
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can you count ur 3 favourite kings?
Yes, sure: drinking, smoking and .......king.
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can you count ur 3 favourite kings?
Yes, sure: drinking, smoking and .......king.
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