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He snores like a walrus.
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She is so big, she has time zones of her own.
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Children... All they do is eat, poo and demand new clothes, until they are 18 when they demand a car and a house.
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He was as red as a skinned tomato.
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She'd rather cry in a Rolls than be happy on a bicycle.
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Such women like Halle Berry and Jennifer Aniston are bloody thin. They might have breasts, but there's more meat on a chihuahua.
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I had enough breakfast to fuel a battleship.
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She was wearing a yellow dress that completely ignored the 'either bust or legs, but not both' rule.
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Just out of a sense of sibling solidarity, he started screaming at full pitch.
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Sleep deprivation is a popular torture device used by the Indonesian secret police and small babies.
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