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12-24-2008, 07:06 PM
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Respond the answer left by the previous person and leave your own question for the next participant.

Well the first question is

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer the question and ask the next participant.

12-24-2008, 07:50 PM
Because the horse had sucked in a vacuum-cleaner his parents & brothers.Why did the horse take a vacuum-cleaner?

12-24-2008, 08:13 PM
A: Because there was dust all over his relatives.

Q: Are the Yankee going home?

12-26-2008, 03:27 AM
There're not any Yankee.What do they need us for?

12-26-2008, 04:58 AM
It's an easy question actually. Everybody knows that we feed them with chicken. They starve without our help. *:-D

Why do bears suck their paws? (md)

12-27-2008, 03:57 AM
There're not any poisons in a forest on the ground.Their paws are clean.

Will anybody ask a question apart of me?

12-27-2008, 05:19 AM
I will (fr)!!! And I hope you will too. There's a lot of serious questions in the forum but nobody wants to discuss them. Stupid questions are quite another matter. Soon everybody understand how funny it is and join us too!

Well, another stupid question:

How to get rid of hangover within 24 hours?

12-30-2008, 08:18 AM
It is very simple: think of the consequence, before you start drinking. But in the most cases it is difficult to keep the brain clear. In order do get rid of hangover try eat a lot during the drinking spree. Next day take a cold shower and drink a lot of hot and strong coffee ;-) I don?t know if it works, but I am absolutely sure that is a stupid answer :-D * * * * * * * * * * * * * Why do the women go to the toilet as a pair ?

12-31-2008, 04:53 PM
Brushing teeth in the morning is good exercises. It helps us to keep good spirits during the day. *:-D

As for the women in the toilet, the answer is obvious - while one of them is peeing the other is holding her bag. *:-D *(Right?:-$)

How do you think people will reproduce themselves in 100 years? (fr)

01-29-2009, 08:10 PM
To hope and believe in myself))

Will a rouble collapse??

01-30-2009, 05:19 AM
There's nothing left to do except believing. (v)

This financial crisis Is not forever, is it? * (fr)

02-10-2009, 04:44 AM
This is the road of yellow brick!!! ;-)

If you want to buy a new boomerang, how will you get rid of your old one? (dt)

02-14-2009, 03:40 AM
Where are your questions?

02-20-2009, 11:55 PM
Cats did! :-@

How to scan a mirror correctly?

02-25-2009, 07:50 AM
You'll have an *elephant *scanned!!!! (fr)

What *would *probably *happen *if The *States *introduced *AMERO?

05-22-2009, 11:30 PM

What will be after death?

B Njzdamzz Stda
06-07-2009, 03:43 AM
In my opinion, NOTHING.
Is there anything you will never tell anybody about?:-$
P.S. What's this?:-D (H)

06-07-2009, 06:52 PM
It's my personal secret.I shan't write it too.
What is a boy doing to his younger sister?

B Njzdamzz Stda
06-07-2009, 08:41 PM
It depends how much she is younger (and how old the boy and his sister are)(H)
What's the most stupid thing you've done?

06-29-2009, 03:40 AM
Responded some stupid questions in this topic.:-D
What does it mean: "Fifteen men on the dead man's chest..."? Why fifteen men? What is the dead man's chest?(dt)

Ma Oalus
07-02-2009, 04:45 PM
"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

Ma Oalus
07-02-2009, 04:46 PM
Dead Man's Chest is a tiny isle that forms part of the British * * * * * * * Virgin Islands in the Caribbean Sea. Local history and folklore * * * * * * * claims that pirate Edward Teach, known as Blackbeard, punished a * * * * * * * mutinous crew by marooning them on Dead Man's Chest, which has high * * * * * * * cliffs and no water and is inhabited by pelicans and snakes. Each * * * * * * * sailor was given a cutlass and a bottle of rum.

Ma Oalus
07-02-2009, 04:47 PM
Teach's hope was that the pirates would kill each other, but when * * * * * * * he returned after a month he found 15 men had survived. This would * * * * * * * explain the verse: "Fifteen men on the dead man's chest. Yo-ho-ho, * * * * * * * and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, * * * * * * * and a bottle of rum!"

Ma Oalus
07-02-2009, 04:52 PM
and my stupid question is: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-03-2009, 09:26 PM
Love is blind - this phrase was originally written by William Shakespear. Can you imagine lingerie of Shakespear's time? :-D:-D:-D The phrase is no longer valid. (fr)
Why do space characters get lost? (dt)

Ma Oalus
07-05-2009, 05:07 AM
they don't like us!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-D we are horrible features(hu) (sr)
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in * * * * * ice?

07-06-2009, 12:17 AM
Because Greenland is inhabited by green pygmy:-D
Many years or centuries ago Greenland must have had another climate perhaps...

The sun is very loud. A normal human being would not stand out such a killing noise. Why we cannot hear this noise?

07-07-2009, 03:58 AM
Because sound cannot be transmitted through emptiness.
Why are tornadoes always named with women's names?

07-07-2009, 04:11 AM
Not always. Kirill for example is a men?s name

07-07-2009, 04:17 AM
OK, why are they called with women's names in the vast majority of cases? :-D

07-07-2009, 04:42 AM
In even years tornadoes get female names and in odd years they get male names:-) alternately. Not?

Why is woman?s brain smaller than man?s one?:-)

07-07-2009, 05:03 AM
I do not know why, but because of this women have a special privilege - they can feel and act without thinking, and nobody will blame them:-D
Why can't kangaroo jump higher than Empire State building?

Lepsvai imgek
07-08-2009, 12:31 AM
Because Empire State building has been destroyed ;-)

Cats eats mice..... So why there is no cat food with the taste of taste of mice?

Me Lnjes Aas
07-09-2009, 07:09 PM
coz mice are expansive:-D :-D :-D why u are looking at me so?is anything not ok with me?:-D :-D :-D :-D :-P

Ma Ypae Rvesa
07-13-2009, 09:07 PM
this noise of the ocean! where live UFO?

07-14-2009, 05:39 AM
They do not live, they exist..maybe...;-)

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lemon called a yellow?

07-14-2009, 05:54 PM
May be because they are very clever and do not want to take part in our stupid conversations..
Why people do not fly?

07-14-2009, 08:49 PM
Coz they're born to walk.
Who killed Kennedy?

07-15-2009, 01:48 AM
jealous mistress:-) or maybe Oswald:-)

Why do we sometimes dream of something we consider to be absurdly?

07-15-2009, 03:58 AM
Because we know that our dreams are just dreams and they ll never become reality!!
Why do all taxi-drivers always wear vests???

07-15-2009, 04:08 AM
They are bulletproof. :-D
Why do all taxi-drivers like clinking with a bunch of keys?

07-15-2009, 05:15 AM
They are trying to develop new style in music:-D

Why do I misplace my keys so often?

07-15-2009, 05:24 AM
Because finding them easily later would not be much fun. :-)
Why do we need handshakes?

07-15-2009, 06:05 AM
Who we?I dont need)))
Why was the previous month much better than July?

07-17-2009, 02:53 AM
'Cause June was the month of brides, and July is the month of heat:-)

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? *-)

07-17-2009, 05:10 AM
To show that it is round, not square!
Why does a week in the USA starts with Sunday and not with Monday like in our calenders?

07-17-2009, 05:21 AM
Because many Americans are workaholics, and we preferto have relaxing, long weekends...just a guess, no offense;-)

What color is chameleon?

07-17-2009, 10:47 PM
They are not intelligent enough to fly. :-D
Why weed is legalized in some places?

07-18-2009, 12:49 AM
Because herbicides are not legalized in there.Why are lawns sprayed over with herbicides?

07-21-2009, 07:22 PM
To produce better crops.
Why are some people afraid *of figure 666 (by the way, the current number of members in this group)? :-)

07-21-2009, 08:26 PM
This is a superstition.;-)
Is there anything the Chinese don't eat?

07-22-2009, 03:43 AM
China is so big and Chinese people in support of national food producers can afford not eating anything that is from abroad (just a wild guess(md))

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Mama Mia
07-31-2009, 11:16 PM
They can but they want their openmouths to be in sympathy with open eyes.
Why are Italians afraid to have their hands tied?

08-03-2009, 10:14 PM
They couldn't be able to eat their spaghetti.
Will it be good to be able to read other people's thoughts?

08-04-2009, 11:41 AM
I don't know about other people, but it wouldn't be a good idea to be able to read MY thoughts. They're pretty off the wall and inappropriate.
Why do toasters have a setting for burnt toast? Who eats them that dark?

08-04-2009, 10:05 PM
Those who don't want to be afraid of wolves, as i was told in my childhood:-D
***Why is it dark at night?

08-04-2009, 10:36 PM
To distinguish days from nights!
Why do some people like to talk about themselves so much?

08-04-2009, 11:05 PM
They have nothing else to talk about:-)
****When will people live on other planets?

08-05-2009, 03:06 AM
When they take enough hallucinogens.
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless grapes?

Mama Mia
12-22-2009, 09:07 PM
In Malaya Arnautskaya Street!!!

Who is on duty today?

12-23-2009, 07:13 AM
Pushkin is on duty today!
Where do people get small babies?

Mama Mia
12-23-2009, 08:24 PM
Nowadays in the cabbage with nitrates...

Why do both teachers and students call green, brown boards blackboards?

12-23-2009, 08:44 PM
A: Because both are daltonians:-D
Q: Do fishes have any sense of life?

12-24-2009, 09:38 PM
A: They have no sense, just instincts.
Q: Don't you think that eating caviar we deprive fishes the reason for their lives? (dt)

12-24-2009, 10:38 PM
A: Yes, you are right but who asks fish about this? Besides they cant tell anything as they are dumb!
Q: Why snow is usually white?

Mama Mia
12-26-2009, 05:02 PM
because children while eating snoware sure they eat ice-cream which is usually white.

why is bad language so strong?

12-26-2009, 08:55 PM
A: because many people use bad language to express theirs emotions!
Q: Why New Year holiday has strong smell of tangerines?(fr)

Mama Mia
12-27-2009, 07:38 PM
because tha smell of tangerines is much more stronger than the smell of meat.

Whay do many people sing in the bathroom while washing?

12-27-2009, 07:58 PM
A: Because they are bored while taking a shower.
Q: Why are the cats are scared of the mirror?

12-28-2009, 07:34 AM
A: Because cats cant believe that they see in the mirror! :-D
Q: Why do some grown-up people collect dolls? (fr)

Mama Mia
12-28-2009, 05:41 PM
If we are asked to give stupid answers,then...
coz the dolls are cheaper than a car. (And if in all seriousness, i am a collector of dolls in national costumes . These pretty 'chelovechki' make my life beautiful.)

Why are animals in cartoons able to talk?

12-29-2009, 02:42 AM
A: Because many children think that animals can talk and in catoons they can talk using understable language!
Q: why do many people like to sleep when it is raining outside?
About dolls -- I dont want to say that it is stupid to collect dolls. Personally I have small collection of soft bears!

Mama Mia
12-29-2009, 05:58 PM
they want to keep their umbrellas in good state.

Why do rich people prefer spending their vacations in Nizza, for instance, not in removed villages with cows, wells,etc.?

01-06-2010, 03:06 AM
A: Because rich people are rich and they can do anything, but prefer to have comfortable and glamour lifestyle.
Q: Why do we wait for holidays so long time and impatiently but holidays are always passed by so fast?